Me: omg, Mike...
Me: I'm sitting in my parents' bed because I don't get connection in my room
Me: And they have a headboard
Me: The remote fell down the crack between the headboard and the mattress
Me: Reached down to get it
Me: Got stuck
Me: My arm was stuck between the headboard and the mattress
Me: And I couldn't reach the computer to type you for help
Mike: You were stuck
Me: But then I sucked it up and tugged it out and here I am
Me: (my arm hurts...)
Mike: In your own home
Me: wait stOP IT
Mike: You were just
Me: NO
Mike: Homestuck
Me: FUCK
Me: I'LL KILL YOU